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"I never said I was a role model"

This will probably always be my favorite SNL skit. I have such great respect for Natalie Portman. She's such a great sport. (this is inspired by LOTD's recent post of Natalie on Between Two Ferns.)






"No more questions."

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Unknown said…
one of my top 3 favorite digital shorts... I love her and want her babies.

Diamond just farted, 3 times... I think that was her way of saying to me she misses you.

/PJR
revolutionaire. said…
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. at my desk. at work.

No one understands, but that's okay.

So essentially, Diamond just farted the phrase "I miss Alison." And I honestly think no one's ever said it better.

I'm so touched (while at the same time, eternally grateful I wasn't there for that one).
revolutionaire. said…
oh and I forgot to ask...

what are your other top 2 digital shorts?

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