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Casting Call

By revolutionaire.
I need a date to a wedding.

I'm the Maid of Honor. I'll be wearing a beautiful, short, black dress with kitten heals, professional hair and make-up, and, of course, my usual sparkling white smile.

As my date, you should be handsome and intelligent and interested in dancing (primarily because I'll need to dance as part of my MOHly duties).

The wedding is in Tampa, July 11th.

You will have your choice of sea bass or filet mignon.

There is an open bar.

And hotel accommodations have been made, which means you can't be skeezy, because you'll be sharing a room with me.

Think about it. Get back to me.
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Samsmama said…
You had me at "There is an open bar". :)
June 8, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Samsmama said…
Oh, wait, can't be skeezy? Sorry, guess that counts me out.
June 8, 2009 at 1:56 PM
Joe Costa said…
OPEN BAR I AM SO IN

fateda was my verification word.
June 11, 2009 at 10:01 AM
revolutionaire. said…
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June 11, 2009 at 10:38 AM
revolutionaire. said…
I'd say we didn't know each other well enough, Joe, but the Fest forms bonds unlike any other.

I'll consider your application. ;)
June 11, 2009 at 10:39 AM
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