God forbid some trampy bitch does this to my future kid, I'll be this mom:
Today, I called my girlfriend to ask her to the movies. She declined and said she was sick and was going to sleep. Wanting to see the movie, I invited my mom and we went. My mom then pointed out my "sick" girlfriend making out with a guy. My mom threw a full bag of popcorn at her.
And to my future son, I apologize for embarrassing you. You'll thank me in the end.
Today, I called my girlfriend to ask her to the movies. She declined and said she was sick and was going to sleep. Wanting to see the movie, I invited my mom and we went. My mom then pointed out my "sick" girlfriend making out with a guy. My mom threw a full bag of popcorn at her.
And to my future son, I apologize for embarrassing you. You'll thank me in the end.
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I would totally do that, you know?