Apryl and I were talking this afternoon and we got on the topic of names and how some people's parents must be a little on the sadistic side (that last part is from me). It all started because she wondered what the initials JCFS stood for in my status message. My telling her opened up an entire conversation's worth of banter about names. Some people have been graced with names like Jonathan Christopher Francis Samonas, which is long and quite the mouthful, but flows quite eloquently at the same time (I think it has something to do with the syllables). Meanwhile, other folks have been tormented all their lives long with names like Sal (Salvatore) Manella. It got us thinking ... what other crazy names exist in this world? We know celebrities like to give their kids identifiable names. For instance, Apple Martin ( of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin ), Pilot Inspektor ( of Jason Lee ), Coco ( like the gorilla? of Courtney Cox and David Arquette ), Sage Moonblood ( ...